I really should know better...

I'm an older Mom, isn't that supposed to make me more mature and sensible?
Sigh.
My kid is seriously into gross out humor, and one would think that I would exercise some restraint and not encourage her...
Noooooooo
She's been"playing skunk" where she will point her rear at me and poot.
Last week she told Dad everything he REALLY did not want to know about dingleberries.
Tonight for some inexplicable reason, I told her that some people call passing gas "cutting the cheese."
Start the countdown now, it's only a matter of time before that one comes back to bite me.