chicken vs.egg

Which came first? The slightly mischievous child, or the dumbass momma?
Mayra cut of a substantial portion of her hair yesterday, a couple of handfuls or so.
I suppose if I hadn't let her play with safety scissors unsupervised, it wouldn't have happened.
The good news is, she didn't go for bangs, and she didn't cut it all from one section. To the untrained eye, you can hardly tell she did anything.
My only complaint is that her hair was much more snarly to brush this morning.